Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 105
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
King of the forest. SCORE 62
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 55
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 110
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
Zing SCORE 70
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 61
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
