what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
everything beagle SCORE 1
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
we dare you SCORE 10
you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 10
cramps SCORE 9
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 10
while i eat popcorn SCORE 12
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
yes they are SCORE 7
i like bananas SCORE 9
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
duck! SCORE 13
mooooo SCORE 15
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
is this satire? SCORE 14
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
future track star SCORE 16
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
accidental beauty SCORE 31
onward, steed! SCORE 14
just pure energy SCORE 10
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
