what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
hot take! SCORE 59
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
literally any fact SCORE 52
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
as you should feel SCORE 41
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
neow SCORE 31
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
he might be right SCORE 30
my daily workout SCORE 24
food art SCORE 52
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
smart shopping SCORE 39
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
at least he listened SCORE 25
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
