There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Just a puppy. SCORE 148
Every time. SCORE 294
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
I don’t even know… SCORE -54
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
After graduating top of my class SCORE 214
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
I got 99 problems. SCORE 172
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Basically. SCORE 171
You stand no chance! SCORE 162
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
Surprise me. SCORE 134
Returned… SCORE 14
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works! SCORE 406
Murica. SCORE 154
Thank you. SCORE 184
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Oh Google. SCORE 224