go home science, you’re drunk SCORE 230
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Accurate. SCORE 146
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
Soon. SCORE 8
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
King Cuddles. SCORE 8
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 256
The power of barking SCORE 18
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
The future. SCORE 22
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
