
Grumpy cat and I have something in common. SCORE 217

Accurate. SCORE 168

You are traffic. SCORE 242

Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180

Goldfish problems. SCORE 180

Betcha Can’t SCORE -2

Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254

So many puns! SCORE 136

This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12

Onion rings. SCORE 157

Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387

Books I could write. SCORE 107

We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111

Whale bullies. SCORE 140

Oh hipsters… SCORE 130

There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214

A cat’s life. SCORE 0

More than meets the eye. SCORE 183

Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208

Jenga! SCORE 198

The world’s largest swimming pool. SCORE 209

I miss you… SCORE 190

I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230

Attack! SCORE 200

If you watch…. SCORE 186

Just a puppy. SCORE 181

I need dis. SCORE 203

Women’s logic. SCORE -75

Just perfect. SCORE 21

Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65

Science FTW! SCORE 153

Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164