
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12

yes they are SCORE 8

it’s perfect SCORE 20

we’re both lying SCORE 23

a very small dog SCORE 15

onward, steed! SCORE 14

memorable first customer SCORE 17

you are charcuterie SCORE 11

merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15

mooooo SCORE 15

must. hold. it. together SCORE 12

what is this, pants? SCORE 23

sleep makes no difference SCORE 29

i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10

future track star SCORE 16

turtle magic ritual SCORE 15

cramps SCORE 9

what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 12

rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15

exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19

don’t insult al capone SCORE 28

is this satire? SCORE 14

duck! SCORE 13

you see, the day i was born SCORE 10

accidental beauty SCORE 31

we dare you SCORE 10

i like bananas SCORE 9

excuse me, this is America SCORE 13

a totally normal seat SCORE 11

it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17

be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15

everything beagle SCORE 1