Forever and always SCORE 0
Like a boss. SCORE 302
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
This generation. SCORE 265
How to troll. SCORE 181
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Every night. SCORE 220
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Karma. SCORE 236
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Lottery SCORE 4
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Likely. SCORE 177
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 171
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Every time. SCORE 180
