Hey Carl, have you seen my blue– SCORE 210
EXPLAIN THESE! SCORE 153
Wash your hands after using the restroom! SCORE 136
Reality of fear. SCORE 179
HEYYYHEAHEYAH. SCORE 155
Calories. SCORE 190
Chinese mafia emoticon. SCORE 226
…Already in my pajamas. SCORE 311
NASA space shuttle Columbia. SCORE 83
What will happen if gay marriage is legal? SCORE 216
Oh grandpa… SCORE 325
Reality. SCORE 213
Attention dogs. SCORE 233
Fat Barbie. SCORE 106
Engrish. SCORE 232
Yep… SCORE 263
I can relate. SCORE 205
Oh great, I left it at home! SCORE 155
Time for Quidditch practice. SCORE 188
Time for sleep. SCORE 272
Cool cake is cool. SCORE 99
Best things in life: SCORE 287
How green is your internet? SCORE 91
Satin rulez. SCORE 326
The part-time barista. SCORE 175
The American dream. SCORE 284
Illustrated guide to facial hair. SCORE 149
Angry cakes. SCORE 192
Wal-Mart, we’re looking at you. SCORE 282
*cough* SCORE 177
BOOOM! SCORE 170
Words. SCORE 254