friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
no SCORE 23
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
a true work of art SCORE 13
space facts on your back SCORE 37
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
help, i woke up SCORE 32
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
muggle born SCORE 14
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13