Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Me basically. SCORE 181
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Words. SCORE 162
your gay SCORE 249
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Nice things SCORE 11
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 202
… SCORE 10
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
I knew it!! SCORE 11
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
Well this seems dangerous. SCORE 179
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
Om nom nom SCORE 10
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
me in the shower SCORE 21
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
every time SCORE 215
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183