
demetri didn’t get the memo SCORE 13

walmart please explain SCORE 28

driven by divorce SCORE 26

the good ole days SCORE 20

I’ve been lied to SCORE 13

her day is ruined SCORE 8

how do i get invited? SCORE 21

make me SCORE 17

there is no parole SCORE 11

this olive garden will regret the day they gave me unlimited breadsticks SCORE 15

family finds a way SCORE 22

and i’d do it again SCORE 8

rowboatcop SCORE 6

the one night a year it’s acceptable SCORE 11

it finally happened SCORE 24

my body is ideal SCORE 2

and now we are but children longing for the days we were kings SCORE 20

brothers can be so cruel SCORE 11

close enough SCORE 5

stealth was never an option SCORE 9

maybe blue SCORE 13

maybe for valentines day SCORE 6

buzz lightyear is hot SCORE 10

i’m sourdough SCORE 15

chew your food SCORE 14

always funny SCORE 6

could have been a lot less innocent SCORE 16

and now you can’t unlearn it SCORE 11

delivered SCORE 17

one last thing before you go SCORE 13

fork SCORE 18

a wise man once said… SCORE -1