newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
the original American badass SCORE 88
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
oh sweet release SCORE 50
which do you choose? SCORE 23
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
the shape of soup SCORE 45
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
everything is south america now SCORE 47
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
i feel seen SCORE 31
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
rude diet SCORE 36
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
come to daddy! SCORE 30
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
place your bets! SCORE 48
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
cozy SCORE 36
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
