+ cry. SCORE 118
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
Mama no. SCORE 51
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
I GUESS SCORE 45
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
*smol crunches* SCORE 38