Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
It’s my super power SCORE 44
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
For me? SCORE 45
Jinkies! SCORE 63
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Awkward SCORE 69
easy money SCORE 29
Problem solved SCORE 34
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Nailed it SCORE 11
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Same… SCORE 53
