![World%26%238217%3Bs+longest+wooden+masterpiece.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11252013223698-66535-333x150.jpg)
World’s longest wooden masterpiece. SCORE 321
![Stairs+slide](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/1124201315576-50775-250x150.gif)
Stairs slide SCORE 11
![Uh%2C+no.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112620131033171-66089-333x150.jpg)
Uh, no. SCORE 10
![My+shut+up+face.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013084752-56126-333x150.jpg)
My shut up face. SCORE 13
![What%26%238217%3Bs+worse%2C+in+her+mind+nothing+has+changed.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013184014-39122-333x150.jpg)
What’s worse, in her mind nothing has changed. SCORE 143
![What+do+you+think+of+my+new+hair%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112620132004118-90054-333x150.jpg)
What do you think of my new hair? SCORE 203
![Oh%2C+Robert+Downey+Jr%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112620132016145-87160-333x150.jpg)
Oh, Robert Downey Jr… SCORE 271
![Updating+to+iOS7](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013203552-64010-333x150.png)
Updating to iOS7 SCORE 273
![Someone+tried+to+spike+my+coffee+this+morning.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112620130342130-97960-320x150.gif)
Someone tried to spike my coffee this morning. SCORE 17
![Seriously%21%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112520131104148-62114-320x150.gif)
Seriously!? SCORE 230
![Batman+is+saved%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112620131029138-23783-333x150.jpg)
Batman is saved! SCORE 7
![You+can%26%238217%3Bt+just+buy+superpowers%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/1126201320037-81325-333x150.jpg)
You can’t just buy superpowers… SCORE 197
![Canadian+police+chase.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112620131941182-34103-333x150.gif)
Canadian police chase. SCORE 264
![Easy+there%2C+grandma](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112620130225134-20297-333x150.gif)
Easy there, grandma SCORE 14
![AC%2FDC+did+it+first.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013200514-11301-333x150.jpg)
AC/DC did it first. SCORE 17
![Wet+dogs.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013202664-22023-333x150.jpg)
Wet dogs. SCORE 3
![Except+the+dog+who+gives+you+the+glove+thumb.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112620131024183-41075-333x150.jpg)
Except the dog who gives you the glove thumb. SCORE 266
![Passive+bumper+stickers](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112520131725173-84867-333x150.jpg)
Passive bumper stickers SCORE 254
![How+Santa+does+it.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112520131727124-89315-333x150.jpg)
How Santa does it. SCORE 79
![So+that%26%238217%3Bs+how+they+do+it%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112520132352168-87942-333x150.jpg)
So that’s how they do it! SCORE 221
![I%26%238217%3Bm+not+afraid+of+flying%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013200348-87249-333x150.jpg)
I’m not afraid of flying… SCORE 13
![The+life+of+a+stick+insect.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11252013223589-66725-333x150.jpg)
The life of a stick insect. SCORE 195
![Miley+licked+off+her+makeup.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013200471-85345-333x150.jpg)
Miley licked off her makeup. SCORE 217
![Reality+TV%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013200670-92419-333x150.jpg)
Reality TV… SCORE 25
![Chilly+peppers.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013192676-18171-333x150.jpg)
Chilly peppers. SCORE 14
![Faith+in+humanity%2C+lost.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112520132353156-49955-333x150.jpg)
Faith in humanity, lost. SCORE 20
![Aaaah%2C+there%26%238217%3Bs+a+leek+on+the+boat%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112620131951113-55268.gif)
Aaaah, there’s a leek on the boat! SCORE 218
![Yes%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+lazy.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013045911-95748-333x150.jpg)
Yes, I’m lazy. SCORE 13
![I+just+wish+I+had+a+TARDIS%26%238230%3B](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013235550-44268-333x150.gif)
I just wish I had a TARDIS… SCORE 209
![How+not+to+move+rocks](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11252013160960-90386-333x150.gif)
How not to move rocks SCORE 163
![Moose+fixes+broken+headlight](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/112520130210164-22359-333x150.gif)
Moose fixes broken headlight SCORE 162
![Cat%3A+Then+why+have+you+done+this+to+me%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/11262013102064-68987-333x150.jpg)
Cat: Then why have you done this to me? SCORE 16