How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Typical cop… SCORE 135
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
LOL. SCORE 231
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
My hobby. SCORE 188
Meerkats! SCORE 96
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
Burn. SCORE 241
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
Like a boss. SCORE 245
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Imagine. SCORE 366
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
Dog logic. SCORE 211
It’s true. SCORE 163
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Yes. SCORE 285
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Crap. SCORE 246
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
How I die. SCORE 254
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 146
