and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
dreams are fun SCORE 28
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
not a high success rate SCORE 25
til death do us part SCORE 22
the astley paradox SCORE 19
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
enter my what now? SCORE 27
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
boom SCORE 12
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
fancy af SCORE 10
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
therapy burn SCORE 29
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
glucose guardian SCORE 12
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
one is never an option SCORE 10
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
like tears in the rain SCORE 2