If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Spiders. SCORE 201
Dem feels. SCORE 448
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 23
Swimming practice. SCORE 236
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
True desperation. SCORE 150
So close… SCORE 249
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -6
SONDER SCORE 20
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
the good guy always finishes last SCORE 20
The Feels SCORE 14
Where they are now… SCORE 30
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
You are so cute… SCORE 333
My workout routine. SCORE 10
Exactly. SCORE 170
Pounds to galleons SCORE 14
Get in there! SCORE 9
Fat SCORE 493
True story. SCORE 385
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 162
Flight 772. SCORE 459
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Returned… SCORE 14
