hand off hooman! SCORE 13
spoiled SCORE 17
must. pet. cerberus SCORE 31
i feel seen SCORE 31
some words just suck SCORE 8
cats just know somehow SCORE 28
i could go for a mcflurry SCORE 10
let’s rage SCORE 18
death is imminent SCORE 14
puppy love SCORE 21
why did you invite me? SCORE 12
time to get the apology ready SCORE 17
nap time SCORE 19
forever suspicious of the future SCORE 37
amazing grandfather SCORE 62
behind you! SCORE 13
rock and roll! SCORE 18
just open it SCORE 12
the most relatable haiku SCORE 15
they should be proud! SCORE 13
trash on the inside and outside SCORE 14
bring them back SCORE 35
i can’t recover from this SCORE 10
take notes, men SCORE 35
hungry SCORE 4
advil in every drawer SCORE 27
gotta work harder at this SCORE 22
please, mother, may i have some? SCORE 9
please stop SCORE 17
the ultimate human test SCORE 44
doing the lord’s work SCORE 27
adorable jaws theme SCORE 18