“how the truck did you manage to do that?” SCORE 17
it never hurts to buy 20! SCORE 12
pleaaaase mooom SCORE 25
ultimate marketing campaign SCORE 20
they do that to me all the time SCORE 24
ah yes, the quantums were really mechanical SCORE 11
oh thanks for clearing that up SCORE 13
sometimes you gotta treat yourself SCORE 12
one day love will come to me…. SCORE 32
time’s up, buddy SCORE 45
a pole position SCORE 25
smash that like button SCORE 9
god healeth limbs and taketh them away SCORE 7
looks like big sun is back at its bs SCORE 21
the things we do for work SCORE 22
that would be em-bear-assing SCORE 12
call me a dragon the way i breathe fire SCORE 4
it’s all coming together now… SCORE 20
work besties stayin besties SCORE 19
someone spilled the beans SCORE 18
make some space for me in the career field SCORE 16
quit norsin’ around SCORE 23
gotta zoom to work and beat rush hour SCORE 26
all your base are belong to us SCORE 2
he must get to the point SCORE 23
these babies will be worth so many (pennies) in the future SCORE 16
no need to be so sour about it SCORE 9
childhood made 10000x better SCORE 28
“oh, and that one’s george” SCORE 10
make the most of your special day SCORE 33
no therapist is qualified for this SCORE 15
having a personal roast anytime you want sounds great tbh SCORE 49