
Absolute class. SCORE 24

We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 20

Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22

The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19

Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27

Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24

🤔 SCORE 19

Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 26

Preach, Papa. SCORE 40

Big wreckage… SCORE 23

Le sigh… SCORE 26

everyone needs a bestie SCORE 26

Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29

You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26

Preparation pays off. SCORE 99

Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 16

Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28

2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 29

To the rescue? SCORE 23

Be petty SCORE 35

We need you, bud. SCORE 18

281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35

Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 19

Never forget. SCORE 29

Death by words SCORE 24

US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24

Long live the queen!? SCORE 29

This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14

I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23

Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24

Beware the danger. SCORE 27

Corona bad. SCORE 27