
Like a boss? SCORE 139

Watermelon seeds. SCORE 169

This year. SCORE 136

Shampoo these days. SCORE 390

Because, reasons. SCORE 79

A dog’s life. SCORE 124

The other Spiderman. SCORE 86

Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429

Makes sense. SCORE -161

The perfect martini. SCORE 4

There there, Lindsay. SCORE 58

I want to go to there. SCORE 184

When I have kids… SCORE 152

Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30

I’m not good with babies. SCORE 177

I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166

I’m so very fawned of you. SCORE 132

Sock kitty! SCORE 169

Stairs are lava. SCORE 43

So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 62

Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160

Lockitron- too much technology SCORE -1

I made it with my bum! SCORE 210

Things I’m still waiting for. SCORE 108

How Canadians swim. SCORE 222

How women flirt. SCORE 139

Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66

Jurassic Park. SCORE 296

The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145

How I learned to count. SCORE 174

This year will be different! SCORE 101

New Year’s resolutions. SCORE 120