How funny my girlfriend thinks I am. SCORE 63
Karma. SCORE 236
Tell me, who’s in the house? SCORE 2
Thought I was in the Cash Cab… SCORE 179
Vintage internets. SCORE 80
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Likely. SCORE 177
Whenever I see someone I don’t like on the street. SCORE 170
How hurricanes form. SCORE 136
The best lesson Disney can give. SCORE 122
My new calculator. SCORE 111
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
Every night. SCORE 220
Like a boss. SCORE 303
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 168
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 355
Metric VS Customary SCORE 7
The transformations of Christian Bale. SCORE 169
How to troll. SCORE 181
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 633
Chemistry teacher problems. SCORE 125
When I’m home alone. SCORE 172
Dexter cupcakes. SCORE 171
This generation. SCORE 266
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Closest I’ve gotten to murder. SCORE 149
right in dat childhood. SCORE 3
Forever and always SCORE 1
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
