Microwave: SCORE 183
Silly Robin… SCORE 136
It all makes sense. SCORE 119
Friend approaching from distance. SCORE 173
The internet: A love story. SCORE 187
I don’t need to flirt… SCORE 202
No post on Sundays! SCORE 411
Did someone say… period? SCORE 54
Things to do when you have no kids: SCORE 372
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. SCORE 302
Can I use my Zune? SCORE 108
How to be a jerk. SCORE 345
Patty cake cats. SCORE 177
No dogs. SCORE 215
I choose you! SCORE 274
Times have changed. SCORE 300
I do this. SCORE 213
Scumbag dogs. SCORE 203
I love being around you. SCORE 218
Nostalgia. SCORE 213
Ummm… SCORE 214
If Obama was white. SCORE 140
Winning WiFi. SCORE 389
Modern parenting. SCORE 188
Karate Kid logic. SCORE 273
Awkward eye contact. SCORE 296
Whatcha thinkin about? SCORE 241
Too spoon? SCORE 287
Cat logic. SCORE 178
Meanwhile, at the Kool-Aid house. SCORE 290
Hate it when that happens. SCORE 194
When it’s my birthday. SCORE 375