Kyle checking in. SCORE 30
Rob knows how to live. SCORE 23
This troubleshoot guide in a fridge manual SCORE 25
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
treat? SCORE 25
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Some things are better left unchanged. SCORE 15
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
WELL THEN SCORE 17
My pet dragon. SCORE 26
Olden but golden SCORE 19
This snake’s camo pattern is digital-esque (by John Irby’) SCORE 29
This aged well. SCORE 18
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
Scooby regrets his curiosity. SCORE 25
*scary tornado noises* SCORE 25
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
Movie Magic SCORE 27
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Take two happy mortars and see me in a week. SCORE 28