Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
Smooth AF SCORE 101
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
Old Habits SCORE 81
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
Both posted within the hour. Coincidence? I think not. SCORE 119
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68