I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
The new Batman SCORE 11
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Because Cute SCORE 16
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Things To do. SCORE 16
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
