Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Memory Foam can get stuffed. SCORE 18
The Return of the Cardboard SCORE 24
Do the blink! SCORE 23
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
*have SCORE 16
sent via FAX SCORE 15
A little space please, hefe… SCORE 22
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
hello little friend SCORE 20
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Steal the world! SCORE 21
The mosquitoes are coming… SCORE 23
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
The ol’ switcherooo SCORE 15
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Words. SCORE 9
On my way, Padre! SCORE 13