Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 228
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Laughterhouse. SCORE 119
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Real food!!! SCORE 260
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 173
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 152
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
Forever alone. SCORE 267
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
I’m just so happy… SCORE 187
Pokémon. SCORE 309
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 237
Ladies… SCORE 158
Discuss. SCORE -22
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Checkmate. SCORE 411
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 310
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
