Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
Secret’s out, Putin. SCORE 82
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
High maintenance in the flower world. SCORE 135
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 50
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
The lowest bar SCORE 137
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Tests be like SCORE 100
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Growing up is hard to do SCORE 75
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Awkward SCORE 125
