
Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students. SCORE 32

The Real Story… SCORE 10

She’s Real To ME… SCORE 5

Dancing lessons for kitty. SCORE 151

Please do me a favor. SCORE 310

How to troll someone’s computer. SCORE 225

Adele 1, Taylor Swift 0 SCORE 216

Boring college class bingo. SCORE 163

How Breaking Bad ends… SCORE 235

Biology. SCORE 186

Grumpy cat Valentine cookie gift box set SCORE 107

Brie, strawberry and dark chocolate grilled cheese. SCORE 133

Raise your hands SCORE 222

And then sell the toast on Ebay to some unsuspecting idiot for $3000 SCORE 6

always answer the first time SCORE 12

Rise. SCORE 7

I think this cat might be smarter than me. SCORE 92

How I wish my pizza was delivered. SCORE 133

So much cocaine SCORE 5

I’m a boat. SCORE 240

Why Harry Styles and Taylor Swift are still together SCORE 1

Dis my banana SCORE 7

Wookie Monster SCORE 7

OM NOM NOM SCORE 3

Presidential hair. SCORE 114

Whenever I see people using hashtags on Facebook. SCORE 227

Soon! SCORE 121

Have a pizza my heart. SCORE 65

Strawberry shortcake SCORE 8

I can’t get out of bed. SCORE 305

Mothers. SCORE 286

How not to wash your clothes. SCORE 179