Do want. SCORE -26
A dog’s life. SCORE 200
Whenever I get my back scratched. SCORE 136
Put the elderly in prison SCORE 39
Yep. SCORE 142
Old people problems. SCORE 159
Lousy iPhone! SCORE 229
I loved sneep. SCORE 403
Dat box. SCORE 161
Om nom nom! SCORE 163
Trolololo. SCORE 450
Seriously. SCORE 226
Life when you’re emo. SCORE 141
It’s never too late to quit smoking. SCORE 182
I’ll take one, please. SCORE 152
Nope. SCORE 98
1 Point Spidey, 0 points villain SCORE -5
Do want. SCORE 260
Father of the year. SCORE 290
Mmmm cheese. SCORE 157
But I am already in my pajamas SCORE 185
Besties. SCORE 243
Things that ruin your day. SCORE 312
Girls without make-up. SCORE 363
Good on this guy SCORE 29
Scumbag cat! SCORE 59
Follow your dreams Rupert. SCORE 535
♫ What is love ♫ SCORE 123
I don’t think you know what that word means. SCORE 129
Trolololo. SCORE 263
Good Guy Heineken. SCORE 319
I think not. SCORE 146