Lap Pool SCORE 69
I kept my hotel key cards from my first year working for the airlines SCORE 54
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 63
Met one of those guys from the math problems tonight. SCORE 62
Landlord Did Mention A Small Infestation SCORE 71
He loves me? He loves me not. SCORE 61
Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
So distraught SCORE 76
Rain, seen from a plane SCORE 88
I think Elon is a believer… SCORE 60
Entrances be crazy. SCORE 83
Overpopulation SCORE 91
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100
Someone is having a day… SCORE 69
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 70
Riddle me this SCORE 79
This is why you don’t park in the striped area in a handicap zone. SCORE 84
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
Battle of the Bugs SCORE 43
Who would have guessed? SCORE 70
Don’t talk around your phone or else you’ll insta-ntly get an ad SCORE 71
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
This ridiculous cactus SCORE 65
Dear Parents, Stop Getting In Your Kids Faces… SCORE 85
No thanks to you, Dumbledore SCORE 49
Bear Jui Jitsu SCORE 51
Protesting homophobia SCORE 75
Aw, such innocence… SCORE 83
Found this at a garage sale SCORE 57
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 78
Why is he staring at me? SCORE 69
