How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 6
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 203
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Coincidence? SCORE 147
True fear. SCORE 255
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
A dog’s life. SCORE 184
Internet training: 101. SCORE 105
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 60
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Accurate. SCORE 323
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
The truth about the holidays. SCORE 171
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
Dream logic. SCORE 306
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 318
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 139
Every year around this time… SCORE 66
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
The Bob It! SCORE 134
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 117
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 198
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
