Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
request denied SCORE 30
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Flying first class SCORE 24
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Stress relief SCORE 45
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Sounds painful SCORE 28
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
My dream day SCORE 24
My resume lied SCORE 30
Problem solved SCORE 42
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
