I’m not paranoid… YOU’RE paranoid! SCORE 51
Being the third wheel can be catastrophic. SCORE 49
Ya’ll acting a fool, IMO. SCORE 34
Diets are for New Years… SCORE 50
smell ya later SCORE 68
Oh… congrats? SCORE 61
@IRS SCORE 46
Technology doesn’t agree with me… SCORE 54
Outstanding move. SCORE 88
I demand a parley! SCORE 48
The best kind of eggs SCORE 73
Jesus take the kitty. SCORE 60
Bananas require peeling SCORE 56
What is my purpose? SCORE 62
Black cat open casting call for the 1961 Edgar Allan Poe film, Tales of Terror. SCORE 57
That’s one way to say it SCORE 86
What’s the deal with cabbage…? SCORE 31
A cat ladder SCORE 56
President Ronald Reagan wearing sweatpants on Air Force One, 1986 SCORE 51
The BFF connection… SCORE 60
Meep mee mee meep SCORE 51
Group effort. SCORE 50
Old but gold. SCORE 42
Veggie Tales for life. SCORE 94
The IT guy at work sent me a new mouse and poked air holes in the envelope. SCORE 67
Grandpa’s are bad at things sometimes. SCORE 52
Dads are > moms SCORE 28
Good guy, The Night King. SCORE 48
Your sacrifice has been seen. SCORE 70
He dried for our sins SCORE 45
You spin me right round baby right round… SCORE 55
Everything is an event. SCORE 65
