he’s rewarding himself for doing an excellent job SCORE 25
yes, please SCORE 14
consider it done SCORE 3
walmart please explain SCORE 28
nice SCORE 25
dad level expert SCORE 5
happy halloween! SCORE 28
that’s one costume idea SCORE 3
new year new me SCORE 6
my kind of memorial service SCORE 6
a true artist SCORE 15
food always wins SCORE 20
suckers SCORE 23
family finds a way SCORE 20
so much talent SCORE 18
night night SCORE 4
earmuffs children SCORE 21
the one night a year it’s acceptable SCORE 11
sounds pretty nice, actually SCORE 28
just in case SCORE 18
chew your food SCORE 14
duct tape fixes everything SCORE 15
i have so many fans SCORE 15
it all started with a damn lemon SCORE 5
crud SCORE 20
how do i get invited? SCORE 21
alexa knows me too well SCORE 6
would watch the extended edition SCORE 24
and i’d do it again SCORE 8
i could use a good laugh SCORE 21
*closes door* SCORE 19
things couldn’t be better SCORE 4
