But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Proceed SCORE 30
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
80 hours these days SCORE -19
And cheese SCORE 26
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
What murder? SCORE 45
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
