The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Found my shirt. SCORE 116
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Howling lessons SCORE 9
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -13
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 206
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
2pactopus SCORE 113
Same thing… SCORE 21
The power of barking SCORE 18
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
The Twortle SCORE 141
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 136
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 145
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Burn!!! SCORE 3
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
