Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 41
Needs more white SCORE 23
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Call 911 SCORE 19
Problem solved SCORE 34
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Nailed it SCORE 11
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
easy money SCORE 29
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Same… SCORE 53
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
Plot twist! SCORE 42
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Awkward SCORE 69
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 34
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
For me? SCORE 45
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
Jinkies! SCORE 63
The original is still the king SCORE 40
