how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
therapy burn SCORE 29
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
til death do us part SCORE 22
all natural SCORE 22
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
one is never an option SCORE 11
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
dreams are fun SCORE 28
fancy af SCORE 10
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
have it their way SCORE 16
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
enter my what now? SCORE 27
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
boom SCORE 12
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17