Turnip SCORE 144
Bunghole clenches SCORE 65
Roses are red, I need to practice my vows SCORE 58
My boyfriend is selling his truck on OfferUp and this kid asked him if he could pay to borrow it for his prom night. I thought it was adorable. SCORE 103
Famous last words SCORE 131
I take them all. SCORE 136
BAD rock! Down boy! SCORE 78
He protec SCORE 113
The economy is doing great! SCORE 58
Thanks honey.. SCORE 81
Such a cutie ! SCORE 96
Me trying to reach my lifegoals…. SCORE 89
My wife, a Venezuelan smartass SCORE 130
You mess with my cats, you mess with me. SCORE 81
Ouch SCORE 129
The accuracy SCORE 107
Joyous Easter SCORE 48
Teen Girl Squad cosplay SCORE 93
Friggin Grandma SCORE 58
sigh SCORE 84
Mom Said It Is My Turn On The Xbox SCORE 75
Took pot brownies to work today. HR loved it. SCORE 127
Baby Shower SCORE 111
Google tells you Hobbit meal times. SCORE 101
Wish me luck! SCORE 90
I bought her the ice cream, obviously. SCORE 93
Not again! SCORE 69
Next time on Project Runway… SCORE 154
When you send a good joke on Messenger SCORE 82
Thank you son i love you SCORE 98
Common Sense Filters SCORE 128
THE BOAR HAS REPRODUCED SCORE 122
