don’t tread on me SCORE 44
me forcing myself out of bed for work in the morning SCORE 15
pizza fits every category SCORE 17
broccoli needs cheese. it’s science SCORE 16
he dodged a bullet SCORE 17
that’s my secret, i always hate myself SCORE 13
actual quote SCORE 29
modern swan restraints SCORE 53
taco bell SCORE 12
garfield phone or bust SCORE 21
training never stops SCORE 21
what goes around comes around SCORE 41
her best friend and personal protector SCORE 27
buy plants SCORE 22
kazoo solo all day SCORE 27
where are the pockets??? SCORE 13
deciding who lives and who dies SCORE 37
i have questions SCORE 35
beard and a hat! SCORE 14
every day SCORE 37
baby gandalf is not adorable SCORE 9
i have managed to accidentally fool the robots SCORE 35
milk was the enemy all along SCORE 14
it’s just a small snack SCORE 13
respect the moon SCORE 18
first lemon SCORE 25
it discovered its toes SCORE 25
this is me SCORE 25
the italian contact lens SCORE 12
chomp socks SCORE 22
if it’s important they’ll leave a message SCORE 46
let me make eggs in peace SCORE 31