Problem solved SCORE 34
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Awkward SCORE 69
Happy little trees SCORE 50
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
It’s my super power SCORE 44
easy money SCORE 29
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Same… SCORE 53
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Good boi summer SCORE 75
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
For me? SCORE 45
Nailed it SCORE 11
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36