friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
space facts on your back SCORE 37
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
no SCORE 23
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
a true work of art SCORE 13
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
help, i woke up SCORE 32
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32