
I just became more metal SCORE 33

And cheese SCORE 26

The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36

Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42

Mother fluffer SCORE 40

Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58

I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33

I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52

I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44

I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23

*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9

F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35

80 hours these days SCORE -18

Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33

How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40

Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29

Fatality SCORE 40

And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34

And I’ll do it again SCORE 38

Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34

Real American hero SCORE 42

The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16

Dreams do come true SCORE 67

Axe and you shall receive SCORE 51

I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37

Only on days that end in y SCORE 41

15, max. SCORE 52

Satan is a fish SCORE 42

The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35

Always be nice to crows SCORE 30

Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66

A voice we can trust SCORE 55