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%2Aspits+venom%2A
*spits venom* SCORE 37
I%2C+for+one%2C+welcome+our+new+drone+overlords%26%238230%3B
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33
Sleep+sweet%2C+civil+servants.
Sleep sweet, civil servants. SCORE 76
The+sheer+girth+of+this+bird+persons+bird%26%238230%3B
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
The+cat+offers+disproval+at+birds+being+kept+as+pets.
The cat offers disproval at birds being kept as pets. SCORE 18
Please+stop+destroying+the+loo%26%238230%3B
Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
Snip+snap%21+Snip+snap%21
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
I+would+prefer+prostitatered.
I would prefer prostitatered. SCORE 20
I+did+not+see+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
I+earned+this%26%238230%3B
I earned this… SCORE 47
%26%238230%3Band+then+I+puked.
…and then I puked. SCORE 39
How+to+sell+a+cucumber.
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
Happy+jumper+boys.
Happy jumper boys. SCORE 22
This+is+fine%26%238230%3B
This is fine… SCORE 31
bulbasaur+around+the+world.
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
Magical+Pi+Bush%21%21
Magical Pi Bush!! SCORE 48
We+got+the+treat%21
We got the treat! SCORE 25
Anything+is+a+corral+if+you+try+hard+enough.
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 73
The+age+of+sin+seems+nice%26%238230%3B
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
Tiger+versus+mud
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
Terminate+the+hate.
Terminate the hate. SCORE 80
Tiiiiight+little+circles.
Tiiiiight little circles. SCORE 45
Why+posties+go+postal.
Why posties go postal. SCORE 27
you+could+pinch+my+cheeks%2C+if+you+wanted+to%26%238230%3B
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13
Thanks+I+hate+breakfast.
Thanks I hate breakfast. SCORE 32
Bulk+peanut+butter+is+an+easy+sell.
Bulk peanut butter is an easy sell. SCORE 11
Its+gods+real+estate%2C+really.
Its gods real estate, really. SCORE 19
Art+is+delicious%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Dog%2C+probably.
Art is delicious… – Dog, probably. SCORE 19
IKEA+sells+a+chocolate+build-a-moose+kit%2C+allegedly.
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
Gato+knows+your+location%26%238230%3B
Gato knows your location… SCORE 32
%26%238230%3BNickels%21
…Nickels! SCORE 69
I%26%238217%3Bm+something+of+a+waiter+myself.
I’m something of a waiter myself. SCORE 19
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When+you%26%238217%3Bre+on+a+team%2C+but+you+have+no+friends.
When you’re on a team, but you have no friends. SCORE 196
Cat%3A+You+scratch+my+back%2C+I+scratch+yours
Cat: You scratch my back, I scratch yours SCORE 98
The+definition+that+pops+up+when+you+Google+%26%238216%3Bpleonasms%26%238217%3B
The definition that pops up when you Google ‘pleonasms’ SCORE 146
What+I+Really+Think+Of+The+Apple+Watch
What I Really Think Of The Apple Watch SCORE 118
Listen%2C+You+Are+Not+Fat
Listen, You Are Not Fat SCORE 16
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Cadaviar SCORE 138
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