i dare you to order me a pizza SCORE 37
who was the random snake dude and is he okay? SCORE 28
don’t talk to me before i’ve had my coffee SCORE 20
clever girl SCORE 15
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
pikachu was always fluffy SCORE 18
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
safety first even if you’re a puppy SCORE 20
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
highly qualified mortgage advisor SCORE 17
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 35
this is cute SCORE 58
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 20
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 19
the best fudge comes from… SCORE 17
natalie portman could have played two different star wars characters SCORE 23
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
cactus on the run! SCORE 22
lost cat SCORE 8
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 13
