Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
The fridge was running… SCORE 25
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
This thicc banana SCORE 18
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
This is why I game. SCORE 38
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Father son goals. SCORE 36
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
City’s full. SCORE 20
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
Irony is art. SCORE 31
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
Summon the marmot… SCORE 28
Barista good. SCORE 60
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
Love is odd. SCORE 42
*easily amused* SCORE 46
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21